Witness 007

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  Describe Your Sense of Humor

  by minimus in

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  i think posting on a discussion board can tend to come across in a certain way, personality wise.. i'm the type of person "in real life" that is usually considered quite funny.

  i have a very quick wit and i can usually disable someone rather quickly with a facial expression, smile or definitive body language.

  of course, you can't see those things here but you might notice a person's humor (or lack of it) by how they post.. so what tickles your funny bone?

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  Witness 007

  I would describe my sense of humor as "sad serial killer clown."
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  A gradual decline or sudden collapse for the WTS?

  by DT in

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  many of us believe the days of the watchower society may be numbered.

  they are receiving an unprecedented amount of well deserved negative publicity.

  however, they are still experiencing modest growth.

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  The Watchtower is like "The Terminator" it looks like it's dead but it just keeps on coming back...WHY WON"T YOU DIE!!!!!!
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  Help!!!

  by Priest73 in

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  i accidentally threw my favorite wool sweater in the the dryer.

  any tips on un-shrinking it?

  i found some tips on the interwebs.

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  A bunch of nice clothes I brought at a high class store called K-mart all shrank....lucky for them I don't own dynamite!!
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  "If evolution is true, what's to keep us from behaving like animals?"

  by Awakened07 in

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  are we "just babies"?

  are we "just animals"?.

  yes - animals do not and cannot appreciate art, music, poetry, history, beauty etc.

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  My Dog's are very spiritual beings. To them I am Jehovah, they bow down before me. They fear dis-pleasing me and my angry wrath. They bow and give me paw {pray to me} before each meal. And when I let them into my house they show thankfulness....humans need religion because we fear the after-life and are insecure about being at the top of the food-chain. Otherwise our brains are more developed...but if you look at peoples behavior {even Witnesses} is'nt it survival of the fittest?
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  In Search of the Hysterical Jesus

  by Bible_Student777 in

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  it arrived in my email yesterday:.

  merry christmas one and all!

  the christmas season brings to mind visions of the baby jesus, wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger (a manger is a feeding-trough for farm animals by the way, and i know darn well most of you didn't know that!

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  Your Jesus sounds like me on a bad day...except I wear tracksuit pants and dirty slippers.
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  If there is a God - I'm REALLY PI$$ED at him

  by AWAKE&WATCHING in

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  i've got one post for the next 14 hours so i figure i'll make it count.. when i was 21 i began to really question the state of the world.

  you know- "is this life all there is, yadda yadda.

  " that sort of thing.

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  To be honest I'm Agnostic {50% - 50%} it's hard to deal with but you have to deal with it. Try to make the best out of it. Maybe I will never find the answers...so why not enjoy life at the moment.
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  Baby GIRL names that start with "J"

  by purplesofa in

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  my daughter is still not decided on a baby name.

  she wants the name to start with a j...... .

  do you all have any suggestions, please?

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  Something nice from the bible perhaps, like Jezzabel......Oh crap I'm not good at this!
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  Are there a minimum set of core beliefs that all Christians accept?

  by nicolaou in

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  for example, a christian could not simply believe that jesus was a compassionate man could he?

  christ must be accepted as being divine either as part of a trinity or at least as the son of god.. must a christian believe that the miracles of jesus as recorded in the bible are actual events or can they be accepted as allegory?must a christian believe that "all scripture is inspired of god"?jesus is said to separate the sheep from the goats - can you be a christian without accepting that jesus will kill all the goats?there seems to be so much about christ that many christians are simply too uncomfortable to discuss.

  why?

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  Yes= 1. Don't question anything. 2. Always do what we say. 3. Crush your own opinions we will give you new ones.
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  Home depot saftey alert

  by BrentR in

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  a 'heads up' for those of us men who may be regular home depot customers.

  over the last month i became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

  simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

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  Witness 007

  Home depot?....Do you mean Bunnings hardware or Mitre 10 in Australia....that NEVER happens here!! Although the female staff wear bikini's and hand out free beer.
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  A Pivotal Question For Those Who Believe The Bible

  by bjc2read in

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  a pivotal question for those who believe the bible.

  jehovah's witnesses and many other religions believe jesus is the "seed" of the "woman" spoken of in genesis 3:15. in addition, the jehovah's witnesses believe this "woman" pictures the heavenly organization (angels) that produced jesus.

  given that premise, i pose this question:.

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  Witness 007

  Actually Gordy that makes sense...Eve is the woman. How can it be so simple?